>    “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
> — Winston Churchill
> 
> “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” — Winston
> Churchill
> 
> “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great

> pleasure.” — Clarence Darrow
> 
> “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the

> dictionary.” — William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
>         
>    “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big
> words?”  — Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
>
>  “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time
> reading it.”  — Moses Hadas
> 
> “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I
> know.” — Abraham Lincoln  (oooh, i know this guy)…..
>   
>    “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” —
> Groucho Marx
>   
>    “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
> approved of it.” — Mark Twain
>   
>    “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” —
> Oscar Wilde
>   
>    “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play.
> Bring a friend… if you have one.”  — George Bernard Shaw to Winston

> Churchill
>   
>    “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there

> is one.” — Winston Churchill, in response
>  
>  “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
> — Stephen Bishop
>  
>  “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
> — John Bright
> 
> “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing
> trivial.”  — Irvin S. Cobb
> 
> “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”
> — Samuel Johnson
> 
> “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” — Paul 
> Keating
>   
>    “He had delusions of adequacy.” — Walter Kerr
>  
>  “There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” —
> Jack  E. Leonard
> 
> “He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” — Robert Redford
> 
> “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of 
> human knowledge.” — Thomas Brackett Reed
>   
>    “He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by

> diligent hard work, he overcame them.” — James Reston (about Richard
> Nixon)
> 
> “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” 
> — Charles, Count Talleyrand
> 
> “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker
> 
> “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
> it?” — Mark Twain
>   
>    “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” — Mae

> West
>   
>    “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
> — Oscar Wilde
>   
>    “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts… for support
> rather than illumination.”
> — Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
>   
>    “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” — Billy Wilder

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    1. Bush: End of an Error
    2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
    3. Let’s Fix Democracy in this Country First
    4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
    5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
    6. If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President
    7. Of Course It Hurts: You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
    8. Hey,Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
    9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
    10. Impeachment: It’s Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
    11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
    12. They Call Him “W” So He Can Spell It
    13. Whose God Do You Kill For?
    14. Jail to the Chief
    15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
    16. Bush: God’s Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
    17. Bad President! No Banana.
    18. We Need a President Who’s Fluent In At Least One Language
    19. We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
    20. Is It Vietnam Yet?
    21. Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either
    22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
    23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
    24. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
    25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
    26. Pray For Impeachment
    27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
    28. What Part of “Bush Lied” Don’t You Understand?
    29. One Nation Under Clod
    30. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
    31. Bush Never Exhaled
    32. At Least Nixon Resigned

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