DOGS…what is it about dogs?Â
The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-AnonymousÂ
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann LandersÂ
If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will RogersÂ
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben WilliamsÂ
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh BillingsÂ
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy RooneyÂ
We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all.
It’s the best deal man has ever made.
-M. AcklamÂ
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love
and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund FreudÂ
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita RudnerÂ
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert BenchleyÂ
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. JonesÂ
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James ThurberÂ
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
-UnknownÂ
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe WeinsteinÂ
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul,
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne TylerÂ
Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. HeinleinÂ
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark TwainÂ
You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
– Dave BarryÂ
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger CarasÂ
If you think dogs can’t count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil PastoretÂ
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.