Monthly Archives: March 2007

[BJEmail] bumper snickers

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    1. Bush: End of an Error
    2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
    3. Let’s Fix Democracy in this Country First
    4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
    5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
    6. If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President
    7. Of Course It Hurts: You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
    8. Hey,Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
    9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
    10. Impeachment: It’s Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
    11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
    12. They Call Him “W” So He Can Spell It
    13. Whose God Do You Kill For?
    14. Jail to the Chief
    15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
    16. Bush: God’s Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
    17. Bad President! No Banana.
    18. We Need a President Who’s Fluent In At Least One Language
    19. We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
    20. Is It Vietnam Yet?
    21. Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either
    22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
    23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
    24. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
    25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
    26. Pray For Impeachment
    27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
    28. What Part of “Bush Lied” Don’t You Understand?
    29. One Nation Under Clod
    30. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
    31. Bush Never Exhaled
    32. At Least Nixon Resigned

[BJEmail] changing light bulbs

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Question: How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing on a step ladder, under the banner “Bulb Accomplished”;

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally “in the dark” the whole time;

8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.

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